After a series of conversations with her therapist and after looking at some real estate, Celeste plans to leave Perry after the impending fundraiser party — but not before Celeste takes a swing at his manhood. Perry tries to come on to her which would have made them late for the opening night of Madeline's play. She wasn't about to miss her best friend's big night, and, in an effort to stop Perry, she accidentally fractures his urethra with a tennis racket (via Entertainment Weekly).
Around that time, Madeline confronts Abigail about her plans to sell her virginity for charity and confesses her infidelity as a way to relate to her daughter, saying, "F***ing up doesn't fix your life" (via Observer). Joseph's wife, Tori, later confronts Madeline at the opening night of her production of Avenue Q and Madeline falsely denies that anything happened with Joseph.
Renata and Jane, meanwhile, find common ground when they learn there is a petition to kick Ziggy out of Otter Bay School because of the accusations against him. Jane takes the higher ground and apologizes to Renata, and the tough Big Little Lies mom is surprisingly receptive.
